“You’ve never heard of Leonardo DiCaprio? How far away is London anyway?”
“Hello, pet. You may call me Aunt Vicky.”
“That’s where I have to go! I have to go see Annie!”
“No offense, Mom, but this arrangement really sucks.”
“I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea.”
“You’re young and beautiful and sexy and hey, the guy’s only human. But if you ask me, marriage is supposed to be based on something more than just sex, right?”
“Who’s Annie Oakley?”
“We have a butler?”
“Then cutting your hair was a total waste. There’s no way I can go to camp with pierced ears and come home without them. I mean, come on. Get real.”
“She’s drunk! She’s never had more than one glass of wine her entire life and she chooses today to show up totally zonked!”
